Chipmunk, best diagnosis is as follows: Although defective genes
(causing your identity crisis & posting nuisance comments in a
forum where no one cares about your opinion) is incurable, good
news is: 'psychiatrist' can be easily found in your local yellow pages.
(but make sure you look under 'p'..you'll get it eventually).
Have no desire to 'catch' a mental non-entity like you, though surely
most schmucks such as yourself can be found firmly ensconsed in your
parent's basement, wherever that is.