GIVE ME A SENCE OF HUMOR-------from RUDI RIJINTJES--

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annabell
           A NICE CLEAN ONE TO START .........DAY,.......ENJOY
Give me a sence of humor LORD...

There is a story about a pastor who got up on sunday and announced to HIS congregation.
"I HAVE GOOD NEWS" and BAD NEWS". The good news is, we have enough money to pay
our new building,the bad news is,it still out there in your pockets.

Somebody has well said there are two kinds of people in the world.There are those who wake up in the morning and say"GOOD MORNING,LORD"
and those who wakeup,"GOOD LORD,ITS MORNING".

A minister parked his car in no parking zone in a large city,because he was short of time and
couldn't find a space with a meter .Then he put a note,under the windshield wiper that read:
"I CIRCLED THE BLACK10 TIMES ,IF I DONT PARK HERE ,I'LL MISS MY APPOINTMENT
FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES".When he returned,he found a citation from a police officer
along with a note..."I'VE CIRCLED THIS BLOCK FOR 10 YEARS,IF I DON'T YOU A TICKET,
I'LL LOSE MY JOB.LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION"

A father was approached by his small son told him prouldly,"I KNOW WHAT THE BIBLE MEANS"
His father smiled and replied."WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KNOW THE BIBLE MEANS". I DO ,
" SO SON, WHAT DOES THE BIBLE MEANS".THATS EASY DADDY,"IT STAND FOR BASIC
INFORMATION BEFORE LEAVING TO EARTH".

There was avery gracious LADY who was mailing an old FAMILY BIBLE to her brother."IS
THERE ANYTHING BREAKABLE IN HERE?""asked the postal clerk." ONLY THE TEN
COMANDMENTS", answered the LADY.

GIVE ME A SENCE OF HUMOR,LORD
GIVE ME THE GRACE TO SEE THE JOKE.
TO GET SOME HUMOR OUT OF LIFE,
AND PASS IT ON TO OTHER FOLKS...

good to read to start a NICE DAY.
HAVE A NICE DAY!
  

댓글 '3'

Flora

2004.04.01 06:36:38

oh, annabell thanks for your cracking wiseness.
I mean I am extremely impressed by your lovely writings.
As a matter of fact, I was greatly counting on if your writing is posted.
(Previously , you appealed to me a lot in writings.)
And now you came up to my expectations as well again.
Do you know that I always read your writings carefully?
Your writng is well worth careful perusal.
Anyway, Hope I can see you quickly in this time.
Wish you have a joy in your life!



starstruck

2004.04.01 11:15:38

Haha! Annabell, that was so funny!

Jennifer O

2004.04.02 01:07:34

Thanks Annabell. Very humorous !!
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